THE WIZARD OF
MARKET ROTATION

~ Master of rotating nothing into nothing ~

COPIED!

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WARNING:
May cause EXTREME gains

"he's rotating again"
- anon dev, 4am

FUMBLECAST
in progress...

chart whisperer
status: ACTIVE

hasn't slept since
2021 bull run

THE WIZARD OF MARKET ROTATION

/ˈwɪz.ərd əv ˈroʊ.teɪ.ʃən/ • noun • [SOLANA NATIVE] • [PUMPFUN DEITY]

A deranged spellcaster dwelling between Solana charts, known for manipulating LIQUIDITY with hand-drawn sigils and summoning GAINS entirely by accident. Ancient, confused, over-caffeinated. His wand is literally a BROKEN MSI MOUSE.

Master of rotating nothing into nothing, then somehow into something

Often found whispering to charts at 4am, convinced they whisper back

Inventor of the FUMBLECAST — accidentally profitable spell misfires

Runs on pure atomic energy drinks and military-grade hopium

Has rugged himself 47 times and still hasn't learned

KNOWN SPELLS

40 MP

BAG FREEZE

Locks bags in place. User becomes physically unable to sell. Duration: eternal. Side effects: existential dread, Discord copium.

COMMON

80 MP

40X MIRAGE

Creates illusion of 40x gains. Victim screenshots and posts on CT. Gains disappear upon observation. Extremely common.

RARE

99 MP

SELL BUTTON DENIAL

Target's sell button becomes invisible. Effect persists through multiple -90% dumps. Permanent. No known cure.

EPIC

WIZARD ARTIFACTS

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[LEGENDARY]

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[LEGENDARY WEAPON]

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[EPIC]

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[RARE]

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[EPIC]

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[COMMON]

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[CONSUMABLE]

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[ESSENTIAL]

THE MANY MOODS OF THE WIZARD

WHEN 40X HITS

"I KNEW IT ALL ALONG" (he did not)

bloodshot from chart staring arms up = gains incoming legendary mouse wand

WHEN -90% HITS

"It's just a dip bro" (narrator: it was not)

maximum stress achieved still won't sell sweating intensifies

ZEN MODE

"The charts will chart" - ancient wisdom

inner peace (temporary) floating state achieved enlightenment loading...